When I take a long time - I am slow
When my boss takes a long time - he is thorough
When I don't do it - I am lazy
When my boss doesn't do it - he is too busy
When I do something without being told - I am overstapping my boundries
When my boss does the same thing - that is initiative
When I take a stand - I am bulled-headed
When my boss does it - he is being firm
When I overlook a rule of etiquette - I am rude
When my boss slips a few riles - he is original
When I pleases my boss - I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss - he is co-operating
When I get ahead - I get the breaks
When my boss gets ahead - that's hard work
